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Good Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad…
- I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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- Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle