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Gonna Quotes by George Carlin
- Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and…
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?
- Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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