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Golf Quotes by Jay Leno
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
More Golf Quotes
- The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. — Vince Lombardi
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong
- It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black
- I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as easily over… — Eli Broad
- Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game… — Amy Alcott
- Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort. — Abba Eban
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble… — Dave Barry