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Going Quotes by George Carlin
- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
- And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning…
- You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's…
- In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time…
- How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.
- The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how…
- People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the…
- This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray…
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
- People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they…
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