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- Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to…
- A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go…
- "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
- Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
- But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback…
- If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful…
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say,…
- I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
- Every television show you go on is a choice.
- I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
- I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll…
- Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to…
More Go Quotes
- In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. — Hannah Arendt
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the E.U., between… — Julian Assange
- Writing makes you feel that there is a reason to go on living. If I couldn't write, I would stop breathing. — Paul Auster
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- Moshing and broken glass just don't go together. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Set lists are tough because you come up with this structure of how the songs are going to go from one to… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- It's actually amazing because you go so far into another side of your brain when you're studying something completely different, and I… — Dido Armstrong
- I exercise everyday. I swim, I bike, I run and I go to the gym. — Lance Armstrong
- The important achievement of Apollo was demonstrating that humanity is not forever chained to this planet and our visions go rather further… — Neil Armstrong