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- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets…
- Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
- Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent…
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