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Funny Quotes by Risa Schizophrenia
- I make passes at men with mustaches.
- They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there,…
- Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you?
- Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
- Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
- Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
- Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin