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• I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive. — Paul Auster
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• I don't see myself as a philosopher. That's awfully boring. — Ray Bradbury
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• I deplore the horrible crime as child murder....no matter what the motive, love of ease, or desire to save from… — Susan B. Anthony
• I am now the most miserable man living. If what I feel equally distributed to the whole human family, there… — Abraham Lincoln
• All science is full of statements where you put your best face on your ignorance, where you say: ... we… — Hermann Bondi
• Find your own picture, your own self in anything that goes bad. It's awfully easy to mouth off at your… — Bear Bryant
• All persons possessing any portion of power ought to be strongly and awfully impressed with an idea that they act… — Edmund Burke
• I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that… — Howard Stern

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