Risa Schizophrenia Quotes
- I make passes at men with mustaches.
- They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there,…
- Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you?
- Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
- We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a lie and when…
- Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
- Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina.
- Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
- If this is love, I don't want to be loved.
- Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints.