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Random Quotes by Risa Schizophrenia
- I make passes at men with mustaches.
- Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you?
- Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
- Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
- Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints.
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