Stretched Ears Quotes by Risa Schizophrenia

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• I make passes at men with mustaches.
• They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom…
• Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you?
• Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
• We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a…
• Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
• Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina.
• Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
• If this is love, I don't want to be loved.
• Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints.

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