Your Boobs Quotes

27 quotes by 23 authors

As you get older, you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. But you get wisdom, too. So it's not all bad! — Charlize Theron
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done! — Dolly Parton
Okay, I'll wear the Bite Me shirt,[...]It'll be my standard response to anyÂone who tries to hit on me." I giggle. "Someone can come up… — Mari Mancusi
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow." "What?"… — Ally Carter
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
I love putting people on blast and the comeback they have is your boobs are fake ahaha nope sorry sweetie mine are real. — Jasmine
Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect! — Patience
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
What could be worst than the whole school seeing your boobs? — Brooke Davis
I just hate when a guy aks for help on hw and they just want to see your boobs — Aaron Higgins
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Lemonade
I don't know what's faker, your personality or your boobs. — Matthew Fabietti
Ladies your boobs, ass or your body wont win a guys heart .! All your going to attract is jerks and assholes.! Try wining a… — Marianna
If you have to fix your boobs to try to make them bigger before you take a picture... Your. A. Whore. — Brittny
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid as your face — Nicole Hill
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic
Put your boobs away, get your ass off the sink, smile, put your middle finger down, respect yourself and then see how many guys respect… — Justin Lee Riner
Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you? — Risa Schizophrenia
Mother: Daisy, Why do your boobs look so big?!?!? Me: What The Fuck Mom, I'm A Girl They Are Gonna Grow Mother: Oh Me: What?… — Me And My Mother

Who Wrote These Your Boobs Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 27 Your Boobs Quotes as follows: