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Funny Quotes by David Ogilvy
- Don't count the people that you reach, reach the people who count
- If you can’t advertise yourself, what hope do you have of advertising anything else?
- Tell the truth, but make the truth fascinating.
- What you learn is more important than what you earn.
- Within every brand is a product, but not every product is a brand.
- When you advertise fire extinguishers, open with the fire.
- When you have nothing to say, sing it.
- It follows that unless your headline sells your product, you have wasted 90 percent of your money...
- The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
- Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin