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Fun Quotes by Jack Handey
- People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
- I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the…
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that…
- I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb…
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,…
- If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
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