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- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
- I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
- I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
- I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
- They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
- It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
- I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter…
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