"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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He always wants to expand every one's rights: illegal aliens, terrorists, Russian spies, except American citizens.
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I guess there's a part of you that always wants to try something a little bit different than what you’ve…
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The softminded person always wants to freeze the moment and hold life in the gripping yoke of sameness.
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In the story shoes are just a metaphor for what these girls go through...the grass is always greener and everyone…
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Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the…
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Sight is a promiscuous sense. The avid gaze always wants more.
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