During Sex Quotes
23 quotes by 15 authors
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Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.
— Jimmy Carr
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.
— Tom Kaulitz
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If one party is trusting, it is very easy during sex for the other party to format someone, to put thoughts in their mind, to…
— Frederick Lenz
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Women tend to open themselves up more during sex. Because their subtle physical bodies are so much more sensitive they tend to pick up the…
— Frederick Lenz
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Many men have deep rooted problems regarding the status of women, and during sex these problems come out. They consciously or unconsciously project anger and…
— Frederick Lenz
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You need a good fantasy to boost arousal enough to climax... thinking about what you should make for dinner tomorrow during sex is not going…
— Gail Saltz
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
— Steve Jobs
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Being pissed off in church is like being sad during sex.
— Bubbles
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I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex.
— RJ Berger
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I can detach my waist from the rest of my body during sex. It allows me a free range of motion, and I can move…
— Chad Ochocinco
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Cat in the Hat is fine, but not during sex.
— Alyson Hannigan
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*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: What are you doing? Me: Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.
— Unknown Author
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There's NO excuse for hitting a girl, unless you're slapping that ass during sex!!!
— Codeiene_Dreams
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I wouldn't tie you up during sex thats for crazy people.
— Kevin McCarty
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Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal…
— Sniper Alpacino
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My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
— Nikhil Saluja
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My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay out…
— Nikhil Saluja
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A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These During Sex Quotes
15 authors contributed a total of 23 During Sex Quotes as follows: