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During Sex Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
- Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
- My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay out…
- A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds.
- A fun thing to do during sex is to stop right in the middle of it to vomit.
- 62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service.
- During sex I only stick with missionary, I'm afraid to commit to a sex change.
More During Sex Quotes
- Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a… — Jimmy Carr
- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
- Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay. — Tom Kaulitz
- If one party is trusting, it is very easy during sex for the other party to format someone, to put thoughts in… — Frederick Lenz
- Women tend to open themselves up more during sex. Because their subtle physical bodies are so much more sensitive they tend to… — Frederick Lenz
- Many men have deep rooted problems regarding the status of women, and during sex these problems come out. They consciously or unconsciously… — Frederick Lenz
- You need a good fantasy to boost arousal enough to climax... thinking about what you should make for dinner tomorrow during sex… — Gail Saltz
- My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs
- Being pissed off in church is like being sad during sex. — Bubbles
- I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex. — RJ Berger
- I can detach my waist from the rest of my body during sex. It allows me a free range of motion, and… — Chad Ochocinco
- Cat in the Hat is fine, but not during sex. — Alyson Hannigan