During Sex Quotes

23 During Sex quotes by 15 unique authors

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'. — Jimmy Carr
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay. — Tom Kaulitz
If one party is trusting, it is very easy during sex for the other party to format someone, to put thoughts in their mind, to… — Frederick Lenz
Women tend to open themselves up more during sex. Because their subtle physical bodies are so much more sensitive they tend to pick up the… — Frederick Lenz
Many men have deep rooted problems regarding the status of women, and during sex these problems come out. They consciously or unconsciously project anger and… — Frederick Lenz
You need a good fantasy to boost arousal enough to climax... thinking about what you should make for dinner tomorrow during sex is not going… — Gail Saltz
My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs
Being pissed off in church is like being sad during sex. — Bubbles
I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex. — RJ Berger
I can detach my waist from the rest of my body during sex. It allows me a free range of motion, and I can move… — Chad Ochocinco
Cat in the Hat is fine, but not during sex. — Alyson Hannigan
*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: What are you doing? Me: Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering. — Kem
There's NO excuse for hitting a girl, unless you're slapping that ass during sex!!! — Codeiene_Dreams
I wouldn't tie you up during sex thats for crazy people. — Kevin McCarty
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video. — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains — Nikhil Saluja
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd just stay out… — Nikhil Saluja
A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
A fun thing to do during sex is to stop right in the middle of it to vomit. — Nikhil Saluja
62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service. — Nikhil Saluja
During sex I only stick with missionary, I'm afraid to commit to a sex change. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These During Sex Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 23 During Sex Quotes as follows: