She Called Quotes
44 quotes by 42 authors
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In…
— Henny Youngman
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today calling her 'the…
— Conan O'Brien
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I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles. She remembered me…
— Scott Speedman
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He called her: mother of pearl, barley woman, rice provider, millet basket, corn maid, flax princess, all-maker, weef She called him: fawn, roebuck, stag, courage,…
— Judy Grahn
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Last time I spoke to my mom she called me from a pay phone, and we didn't have the best talk. Ever since my stepdad…
— Eric West
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When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and…
— Roseanne Barr
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I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee yard etiquette'. She…
— Sue Monk Kidd
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Here was peace. She pulled in her horizon like a great fish-net. Pulled it from around the waist of the world and draped it over…
— Zora Neale Hurston
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He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and she called him…
— Neil Gaiman
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I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said. "It would look stunning, My Lady," she called. She spoke to the bubbles gathered on…
— Kristin Cashore
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He was bookish, she was not; he was theoretical, she political. She called a rose a rose. He called it an accumulation of cultural and…
— Zadie Smith
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Faites de beaux rêves, monsieur," she called as she put out the light. Switters had always loved that expression, "Make fine dreams." In contrast to…
— Tom Robbins
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In fact, he's never taken an interest in a woman before. I was beginning to to suspect he might prefer one of his male sneaks,…
— Maria V. Snyder
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Lucern felt himself "She called my erections wonderful?" Entienne just gaped, then raised a fist to knock on his brother's forehead as if it were…
— Lynsay Sands
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Across the room, she heard a loud clatter. She looked up to see that Roland ahd fallen out of his chair. The last time she'd…
— Lauren Kate
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I would pick them when they bloomed. And when she called me home for supper, I'd place them in her hair and the contrast would…
— Melina Marchetta
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Geric," she called. He turned back around. "What kind of flowers were they?" "I don't rightly know," he said. He made faltering gestures with his…
— Shannon Hale
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Experience had quickly taught her that she could not survive the storms without the anchor of the constraining love of Christ and what she called…
— Elisabeth Elliot
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Alone in her shelter, she allowed herself tears. When her shelter cooled to the touch she called to Gull, “Coming out!†She eased her head…
— Nora Roberts
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