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• I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?"… — Henny Youngman
• Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today… — Conan O'Brien
• I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles.… — Scott Speedman
• He called her: mother of pearl, barley woman, rice provider, millet basket, corn maid, flax princess, all-maker, weef She called him: fawn,… — Judy Grahn
• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
• Last time I spoke to my mom she called me from a pay phone, and we didn't have the best talk. Ever… — Eric West
• When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called… — Roseanne Barr
• I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee… — Sue Monk Kidd
• Here was peace. She pulled in her horizon like a great fish-net. Pulled it from around the waist of the world and… — Zora Neale Hurston
• He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and… — Neil Gaiman
• I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said. "It would look stunning, My Lady," she called. She spoke to the… — Kristin Cashore
• He was bookish, she was not; he was theoretical, she political. She called a rose a rose. He called it an accumulation… — Zadie Smith

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