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- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?"… — Henny Youngman
- Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today… — Conan O'Brien
- I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles.… — Scott Speedman
- He called her: mother of pearl, barley woman, rice provider, millet basket, corn maid, flax princess, all-maker, weef She called him: fawn,… — Judy Grahn
- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
- Last time I spoke to my mom she called me from a pay phone, and we didn't have the best talk. Ever… — Eric West
- When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called… — Roseanne Barr
- I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee… — Sue Monk Kidd