Girlfriend Always Quotes
- My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' — Manti Te'o
- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
- My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs
- Ay for real though, the number one question is: why is your girlfriend always where the sexing is? — Big Sean
- The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire. — Zach Taylor