"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Butter Quotes
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if…
— Pietro Aretino
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs.
— Manolo Blahnik
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs,…
— Julia Child
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Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that.
— Fiona Apple
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The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the…
— Charles Dickens
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every…
— Barack Obama
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I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed,…
— Heinrich Heine
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See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He…
— Herman Melville
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In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter
— Joseph Addison
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