"I came from a real tough neighborhood. I……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Another Hand Quotes
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Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light.
— Unknown Author
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The sense of being led by an unseen hand which takes mine, while another hand reaches ahead and prepares the…
— Frank Laubach
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If for you the most important thing is to make a lot of money, then you don't want to take…
— Benjamin Carson
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Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and…
— Che Guevara
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I cannot choose to ignore this feeling, of life slowly bleeding out of me. I cannot ignore the fact that…
— Bernard Beckett
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Taking a deep breath that smelled of rain, she was poised to move when a hand clasped her elbow. Memories…
— C.C. Hunter
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Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great…
— Ernesto Che Guevara
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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm. As you get older, remember…
— Superman
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You know in life most of us we grow the hard way, we may sometimes. Celebrate that we finally working…
— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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Pick a hand...Nothing ...pick another hand... nothing, I'm a magician......now u see me now you dont.
— Rob Dyrdek
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Every person have two personalities in one body and that is why in life we always have a choice: one…
— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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When two countries are at war, the world is then full of shame, pain, blood and misfortune! Soldier were meant…
— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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