"I come from a stupid family. My father……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Bank Quotes
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I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If…
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And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.
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People think when you have a, quote, 'bank failure,' that that is the end of the bank. And it isn't…
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world…
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I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again.…
— Jean Baudrillard
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My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank…
— Warren Beatty
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The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to…
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I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the…
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I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but…
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As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let…
— Buffalo Bill
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Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
— Josh Billings
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If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed shoes, she'd get the shoes, and then deal…
— Larry Bird
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