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Food Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
- Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
- I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
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