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Five Seconds Quotes by Steven Wright
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
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