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Five Quotes by Steven Wright
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic�
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