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Five Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my…
- Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five…
- I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to do. When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed.…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
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