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Fishes Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
- To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof…
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
More Fishes Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry
- A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? — Drew Barrymore
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in… — Victoria Beckham