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First Quotes by Steven Wright
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art.…
- It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
- I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be…
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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