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Finally Quotes by Jack Handey
- I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb…
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
- If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm…
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