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Few Quotes by George Carlin
- You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
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