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Feet Quotes by Steven Wright
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
- I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not…
- I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
More Feet Quotes
- Alex gazed at her. Her mouth was slightly open; she ran her fingernail against her lower teeth as she thought. She'd knotted… — L.A. Weatherly
- John rose to his feet and apologized to Holiday. Her mom seethed. Her dad tried to talk to her seething mom. Holiday… — C.C. Hunter
- I don't think of myself as a metafictional writer at all. I think of myself as a classic writer, a realist writer,… — Paul Auster
- Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind. — Neil Armstrong
- To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality… — Mikhail Bakunin
- Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. — Honore de Balzac
- Old-fashioned ways which no longer apply to changed conditions are a snare in which the feet of women have always become readily… — Jane Addams
- There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. — Samuel Beckett