Fart Quotes

168 Fart quotes by 130 unique authors

If it doesn't fart or eat hay she's not interested. (talking about his daughter princess anne — Prince Philip
I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart. — Dwight Schrute
I wish a nigga would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me. — J. Cole
The awkward moment when you realize that wasn't a fart — Unkown
I am a fart — Rihanna
Did You Just Fart,Because It Blew Me Away(; — Unknown Author
I let you feel like you the shit but boy you can't out-fart me. — J. Cole
I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford. — Unknown Author
She likes to fart. cwonk! — Unknown Author
Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the room — Unkown
Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday makes me wanna fart. It's Friday, I'm in love. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly... — Epifania Savea
I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day. — Chanel Dudley
I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident! — Kris Jenner
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed. — Ashton Kutcher
You know you're in love with someone when you feel comfortable enough to fart and burp around them and feel alright with it. You shouldn't… — Thalia Rojas
When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. — Donnie Darko
You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face — Sparki Dee
No matter how bad it hurts,no matter how painful it is, no matter how close to death it feels I am. when I'm with my… — Archie Fuentes
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec
Awkward Moment 1: When you try to cough, but your cough turns into a fart, then people stare at you. — Arjun Loveable
Thought hadda fart and I really had to dookie — Gucci Mane
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart..... — Unknown Author
Having to fart while sitting on a cute guys lap... — Silver Lining
That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public — InFinity

Who Wrote These Fart Quotes

130 authors contributed a total of 168 Fart Quotes, led by these top contributors: