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- My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
- Love is like a fart. If you force it, it's probably shit !
- Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the…
- That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted.
- Did You Just Fart,Because It Blew Me Away(;
- I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.
- She likes to fart. cwonk!
- Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday makes me wanna fart. It's Friday, I'm in love.
- The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart.....
- That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound
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