Fart Quotes
- You know you're in love with someone when you feel comfortable enough to fart and burp around them and feel alright with it. You shouldn't… — Thalia Rojas
- When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. — Donnie Darko
- You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face — Sparki Dee
- No matter how bad it hurts,no matter how painful it is, no matter how close to death it feels I am. when I'm with my… — Archie Fuentes
- FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec
- Awkward Moment 1: When you try to cough, but your cough turns into a fart, then people stare at you. — Arjun Loveable
- Thought hadda fart and I really had to dookie — Gucci Mane
- The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart..... — Unknown Author
- Having to fart while sitting on a cute guys lap... — Silver Lining
- That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public — InFinity
- That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Unknown Author
- I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA! — Thegr81
- Love is like a fart if you have to force it it's probably shit — Anonymus
- Don't squeeze me... I'll fart. — Ramandeep Singh
- If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants. — Nikhil Saluja
- A fart is a wish your butt make. — Nikhil Saluja
- Men's Three Rules Of Getting Old 1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Never waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a fart — Nikhil Saluja
- Love is like a fart you can't see it but you can feel it! =P — Zheefy Mysterio
- Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but a shit it....… — Harvey Mcfield