Fart Quotes
- Just when I start to think I lack talent, I sneeze and fart at the same time. — Nikhil Saluja
- I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you. — Nikhil Saluja
- You're not a real man until you've loved a woman who does a little dance before she pushes out a fart. — Nikhil Saluja
- My fart just whispered, ...room for dessert! — Nikhil Saluja
- Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja
- Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm so homophobic I won't even fart in front of a gay man...just in case he thinks its an invitation! — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart* — Jugi Steady