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• [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
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• Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch
• As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at… — Jennifer Lawrence
• Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger… — Jenny McCarthy
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• At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. — Donald Sutherland
• I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. — Walter Matthau
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