Fart Quotes

168 Fart quotes by 130 unique authors

Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I… — American Dad
She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart. — Blink 182
Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other, for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in… — Robert Pattinson
Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart? — Lucky Luciano
Now the buds on the stems are like trees in an orchid. Anybody in the room who don't smoke weed is gettin' torch lit. By… — Devin Tha Dude
If it doesn't fart or eat hay she's not interested. (talking about his daughter princess anne — Prince Philip
I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart. — Dwight Schrute
I wish a nigga would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me. — J. Cole
The awkward moment when you realize that wasn't a fart — Unkown
I am a fart — Rihanna
Did You Just Fart,Because It Blew Me Away(; — Unknown Author
I let you feel like you the shit but boy you can't out-fart me. — J. Cole
I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford. — Unknown Author
She likes to fart. cwonk! — Unknown Author
Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the room — Unkown
Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday makes me wanna fart. It's Friday, I'm in love. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly... — Epifania Savea
I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day. — Chanel Dudley
I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident! — Kris Jenner
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed. — Ashton Kutcher

Who Wrote These Fart Quotes

130 authors contributed a total of 168 Fart Quotes, led by these top contributors: