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• What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as… — 7th Dalai Lama
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• They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says… — Michael Jackson
• The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99… — Vince Gill
• Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never… — Benedict Cumberbatch
• As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the… — Jennifer Lawrence
• Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are… — Jenny McCarthy
• If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come… — Megan Fox
• At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. — Donald Sutherland
• I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. — Walter Matthau
• I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees… — Jason Bateman

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