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Thom Hartmann has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Blessings are the spiritual equivalent of breathing in, and prayer is the spiritual equivalent of breathing out.
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Poor Fred - he's actually working on a typo, and somebody ought to tell him. Twice in the New Testament Jesus withered…
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Most people’s major life regrets are not about the things they’ve done, but about the things they’ve not done, the goals they…
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Ask how you’d live your life differently if you knew you were going to die soon, then ask yourself who those people…
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The primary opportunity is to use a model or paradigm for describing ADD that's not disease-based and doesn't imply brain damage or…
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A species may eat a particular bacterium, phytoplankton, smaller fish, or plant in an area. Lacking a predator, these species/populations will overgrow…
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Because nitrous oxide [released by nitrate-fertilised soil] is 296 times stronger than COâ‚‚ at global warming and methane [cow farts] is about…
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When the Europeans first arrived in North America, the average depth of the topsoil was 53.34 cm (1¾ ft) and it was…
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Many people I've met believe that plants are made up of soil-that the tree outside your house, for example, is mostly made…
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One of the essential differences between the liberal and conservative worldview is that the liberals believe in rationality, whereas conservative believe that…
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The most powerful way to change the world is to secretly commit little acts of compassion. You must behave as if your…
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Already, there is evidence that crimes are being committed with regard to campaign finance, and the FEC is unable to do anything.
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Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger…
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like…
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening…
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