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• [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
• What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as the effort… — 7th Dalai Lama
• Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having… — Gwyneth Paltrow
• They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson
• The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's… — Vince Gill
• Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch
• As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at… — Jennifer Lawrence
• Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger… — Jenny McCarthy
• If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like… — Megan Fox
• At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. — Donald Sutherland
• I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. — Walter Matthau
• I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening… — Jason Bateman

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