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Family Quotes by George Carlin
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make…
- So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
- I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.
- So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside…
- Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
More Family Quotes
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
- Friendship is essentially a partnership. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the one thing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest sympathies to… — Gerard Arpey
- I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for… — John James Audubon
- How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. — Marcus Aurelius