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Even Quotes by Steven Wright
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything…
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
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- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
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- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson
- If social stability goes pear-shaped, you have a choice between anarchy and dictatorship. Most people will opt for more security, even if… — Margaret Atwood
- She saw too that man has the power of exceeding himself, of becoming himself more entirely and profoundly than he is, truths… — Sri Aurobindo