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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Enjoy Yourself Quotes
Popular Enjoy Yourself quotes from across the collection:
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Enjoy yourself -it's later than you think.
— Guy Lombardo
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If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Enjoy yourself, drink, call the life you live today your own; but only that, the rest belongs to chance.
— Euripides
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When you are making a success of something, it's not work. It's a way of life. You enjoy yourself because you are…
— Unknown Author
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The most important things is to enjoy yourself and have a good time.
— C. Z. Guest
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But neither life nor happiness can be achieved by the pursuit of irrational whims. Just as man is free to attempt to…
— Ayn Rand
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One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous.…
— Shigesato Itoi
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You're a woman, enjoy yourself, and believe that you can do things.
— Emily Ratajkowski
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Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
— Oliver Reed
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Enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
— Jenny Holzer
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Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy someone else.
— Jack Schaefer
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I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.
— Jim McMahon
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