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End Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday…
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they…
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many…
- What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there…
More End Quotes
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- Our tradition of political thought had its definite beginning in the teachings of Plato and Aristotle. I believe it came to a… — Hannah Arendt
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- The end of labor is to gain leisure. — Aristotle
- A tragedy is a representation of an action that is whole and complete and of a certain magnitude. A whole is what… — Aristotle
- Therefore, the good of man must be the end of the science of politics. — Aristotle
- If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did. — Neil Armstrong
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end. If you… — Chinua Achebe