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Eggs Quotes by Jack Handey
- Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having…
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
More Eggs Quotes
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. — Andrew Carnegie
- Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr.… — Jim Carrey
- The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in… — James Allen
- Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
- An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to the fundamental… — Ernst Haeckel