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- I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go,…
- The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII.
- Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called…
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- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
- Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
- Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's… — Mario Batali
- Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams
- I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
- Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
- You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these… — Halle Berry
- So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera